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Dear :


I don't really know how to tell you this, but Xemnas just got run over by a wheelbarrow. I think I realized it when I was attacked by The Plum-Flavored Potion on Squeaky Little Wheels during Xemnas' yardstick-wielding, fishing wader-clad rampage through Disney Castle and I saw you paint happy, ^_^-faced pictures of nobodies all over a twisted, blue-and-purple-spotted cross between Riku and Donald with potion bottles for eyes and magical keyblades for arms. I'm sure you're furry enough to understand that Leon and Tifa's excavating the depths of the laundromat's washing machine while using Sora's face as a pickaxe is just simply not acceptable. I'm returning Leon in a Ronald McDonald costume to you, but I'll keep Yuffie's magic apple-stapler as a memory. You should also know that I was the one who stole Xemnas in a hula skirt singing 'I'm Walking on Sunshine'.


Greetings from the trippiest, purplest town in all the world(s),

Caffeine-Master
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RULES/EXPLANATION:

Ok, this warrants a bit of an explanation.

Basically, I borrowed/stole the orignal format of this from the Letter Quiz/Meme that's been going around, and used it to make an inside joke version of the quiz for me and a friend a few weeks ago. However, during that time, I met , who eventually came to my page, read my version of the quiz, and found it hilarious. So, since both her and my other friend thought it was so much fun, I decided to make another one tailored specifically for Owls (or whatever she'd like to be called), but with a special condition:

She had to pick a video game cartoon, anime, movie, book, etc. that I knew nothing about, and then give me a list (separated into categories of people, items, and places) of things from said game/cartoon/etc. Then, I was to take that list and completely blindly insert the things from the list into phrases of my style of random silliness, some of which are modified versions of old inside jokes (with another friend), and some of which I just completely made up out of my head.

So, in other words, the end result is this:

*She* doesn't know the full extent of the jokes and/or what--if ANYTHING--they may mean, but I...

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...well, *I* don't know my victims, or the full extent of EXACTLY what sort of horribly-silly and embarrassing things I may have done. >_>;

Otherwise, this works JUST like the normal letter quiz, in that you fill in each numbered blank with your answer to the corresponding question, and then post the entire quiz (questions and all) in your journal, with the completed 'Letter' posted at the very top.

-> How you do the Letter Meme:


Dear (the last person to comment on your journal):

I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___ .

___12___,

-Sign/Type your name here-

1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Donald Duck is drunk on paper clips again
Red - I know you're the one that stole all the toilet paper out of Hollow Bastion
White - I've discovered the location of the secret Nobody-only tea parties
Black - Xemnas just got run over by a wheelbarrow
Green - I just took a long, long bath in Yuffie's apple-stapler
Grey - Leon just was died by because explodination
Yellow - I just flooded The World That Never Was with eleventy-million tons of cream cheese
Pink - I just stole Goofy's cigarette lighter
Brown - You're scarier than Ansem gleefully dancing in a Winnie the Pooh costume
No shirt - I accidentally dropped your gunblade in a toilet in the Eternal Bathroom o_o;
Other - Sephiroth was just trampled by a horde of Norwegian Shoe Lemmings


2. Look at the clock. What hour is it right now?
1 o'clock - The night that Xehanort turned into a candycorn-person
2 o'clock - During that one battle when Sora poked Cloud with a lockpick
3 o'clock - When Tifa danced the Dance of a Thousand Llamas
4 o'clock - When I was attacked by The Plum-Flavored Potion on Squeaky Little Wheels
5 o'clock - Yesterday when hundreds of Nobodies sang opera-like Fanta commercials
6 o'clock - When all of Neverland decided to gargle liquid hotdogs
7 o'clock - When Riku pasted houses of gingerbread to his forehead
8 o'clock - When Halloween Town was nearly overrun by keyblades with little feet and eyes >_>
9 o'clock - When Sora whistled a tale of fine wine and muffler steak
10 o'clock - When Twilight Town was flooded with hordes of line-dancing penguins
11 o'clock - Two End of the Worlds ago
12 o'clock - When the armies of King Noodelius Ramenius III layed seige to Disney Castle


3. Which food did you last eat?
Tacos - In his (or, according to #2 her/my/their/etc.) own shoe
Pizza - In Xemnas' Secret Disco
Pasta - In the depths of Sephiroth's dreaded Hall of Doom and Angry Fishies
Hamburgers - In a random house full of happy, hyper, zoomy Heartless who have all had 12 cups of coffee
Salad - As you mercilessly beat Goofy with the Beep Beep Broom >_>;
Chicken - In the Land of the Purple Dragon Kitties of Death
Kabob - With all of Atlantica balanced on your (or, according to character, his/her/etc.) head
Fish - In a room full of murderous, demented, bikini-clad Leon clones
Sandwiches - At the very top of Ansem's Almighty Coke Can Fortress
Lasagna - Under Cloud's legendary sentient bed, aptly named Mr. Bed
Hot dog - Under the influence of the fumes from Sora's stinkiest socks and shoes
None of the above - During Xemnas' yardstick-wielding, fishing wader-clad rampage through Disney Castle


4. What's the color of your shoes?
Yellow - Poke
Red - Insult
Black - Interview
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Run over
White - Set fire to
Grey - Drop a barrel of cheese on
Brown - Put a dress on
Orange - Lay seige to
Pink - Steal
Barefoot - Nibble on
Other - Paint happy, ^_^-faced pictures of nobodies all over


5. What's the color of towel you used after your last shower?
Black - Riku
White - Sora
Grey - Kairi
Brown - Yuffie
Purple - Xehanort
Red - Tifa
Blue - The Sacred Gunblade of the 200,000th Dimension Where It Always Rains Black Tissues
Yellow - A very talkative, fishy-shaped keychain named Bill
Orange - A happy, hyper, zoomy Heartless who has had 12 cups of coffee
Pink - The Gummy Ships that come out of the light switch
Multiple colors - A very sleep-deprived-crazy Xemnas
Other/I can't remember - A twisted, blue-and-purple-spotted cross between Riku and Donald with potion bottles for eyes and magical keyblades for arms


6. What's the last room/place (not counting hallways) you were in BEFORE the one you're in now?
Bedroom - Zoomy
Living room - Bouncy
Dining Room - Sleep-deprived
Kitchen - Dancy
Bathroom - Hyper
Rec room/game room/etc.- Shiny
Attic/Basement - Rusty
Garage/carport - Stinky
Front yard - Speshal
Back yard - Shouty
Side yard - Disoriented
None of the above - Furry


7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How bad Sora is at Tuna-Assisted Mountain Climbing
Sad/Disappointed/Blah/etc. - That gunblades and toilets don't mix
Bored - That Leon and Tifa's excavating the depths of the laundromat's washing machine while using Sora's face as a pickaxe is just simply not acceptable
Angry - That I have no idea how in the world Riku got trampled by a giant muffin
Tired - Why Cloud and Sephiroth like to dance barefoot in fields of open safety pins
Excited - Why Mickey, Donald, and Goofy have all taken up can-can dancing in their spare time
Nervous - How much trouble it is for Xemnas to manage the massive floods of Norwegian Shoe Lemmings currently pouring across our borders at alarming rates
Worried - That Ansem really needs to change underwear
Apathetic - That Yuffie and postage stamps just don't get along
Ashamed/Embarrassed - Just how badly the citizens of Atlantica need to kick their toenail-licking habit
Cuddly - The long-term effects of being present at Cloud's opera practice
Overjoyous - That Xehanort needs to lay off the extra trips to Neverland to bake cookies with Mr. Giggles The Magic Lamppost before things get ugly
Other - Why Twilight Town has suddenly become a trippy purple realm ruled by possessed stop signs and singing typewriters


8. What's the weather outside like right now?
Warm and Sunny (or Moonlit) - The filthy, wet gunblade
Cold and Sunny (or Moonlit) - Riku's broken, muffin-trampled corpse
Warm and Partly Cloudy - Sora's stinky shoes and socks
Cold and Partly Cloudy - Leon in a Ronald McDonald costume
Warm and Cloudy (completely) - The evil fishing waders
Cold and Cloudy (completely) - The eleventy-million tons of cream cheese
Warm and Rainy - The Norwegian Shoe Lemmings
Cold and Rainy- The lockpick (which is now made of cheese)
Snowy/Icy- The army of line-dancing penguins
Foggy - Sora's teeth that he lost in the pickaxe incident
Warm and Windy - Sleep-deprived-crazy Xemnas
Cold and Windy - The singing typewriters
Other - Donald's long-lost pair of pants


9. The first letter of the last word you typed?
A/B - The giant, vicious muffin
C/D - Yuffie's magic apple-stapler
E/F - The mob of angry blue fishies
G/H - The Evil Coffee Maker of DOOOOOOOOOOM
I/J - The dancing, prancing apple pie that attacked Tifa last night
K/L - The entire worlds' supply of stolen toilet paper
M/N - The Beep Beep Broom
O/P - The dead, destroyed (but *very* thoroughly excavated and explored) washing machine
Q/R - Goofy's cigarette lighter
S/T - The Winnie The Pooh Costume
U/V - The trippy, purple Twilight Town
W/X - Mr. Bed
Y/Z - The sentient, zoomy, out-of-control wheelbarrow


10. The last letter in the last word you typed?
A/B - Will forever rue the day that I encountered
C/D - Will unfortunately NEVER be able to forget
E/F - Would really like to curse
G/H - Want to suicide-jump off the roof of Disney Castle when I think of
I/J - Kind of lied about my involvement in
K/L - Will be sure to inform Xehanort about
M/N - Was mentally-scarred by
O/P - Was interviewed by the local news about
Q/R - Was the one who stole
S/T - Have been tramatized by
U/V - Have a deep-seated desire to bludgeon
W/X - Was solely responsible for
Y/Z - Am now officially terrified of


11. What was the last thing you had to drink?
Water- Xemnas in a hula skirt singing 'I'm Walking on Sunshine'.
Root beer - The gummy ships that come out of the light switch.
Coke- Norwegian Shoe Lemmings.
Dr. Pepper - Sora's already-mangled, post-pickaxe face
Milk - Ansem's cheeseburger garden.
Sprite - Kairi and the magic toolshed.
7-Up - Can-can-dancing Disney characters.
Juice - The Beep Beep Broom.
Mineral water - The six-inch step that Leon fell off of and died instantly.
Coffee - The happy, hyper, zoomy Heartless who have all had 12 cups of coffee.
Hot chocolate - The utter evil of the 'It's a Small, Small World' song.
Alcoholic drink(s) - The Almighty Power of Scotch Tape.
Other - The inflatable keyblade that makes a cute squeaky sound when you use it.


12. Which of the 12 questions on this quiz had the funniest/best possible answers?
1st - I hope the ^_^ faces eventually come off
2nd - But I LIKE it when when the gummy ships come out of the lightswitch! @_@
3rd - Sorry I made you MAAAAAAAAD~! *Hug* ^_^
4th - Never allowing coffee in my home again
5th - SiRruuy i sdudDemky cSan"T ytyPe
6th - Please send more tea to the place...you know...the *special* place. >_>
7th - Greetings from the trippiest, purplest town in all the world(s)
8th - Sleep is...for the weak...be...becauuuuusseee...they uh...uh.......left it...the thing...in the...uh...restaurant.
9th - Hoping you agree that this 'cookie-visit' thing with Mr. Giggles is getting out-of-hand
10th - Still blaming Sora's shoes for my respiratory problems
11th - This squeaky keyblade just isn't cutting it
12th - Beware the Norwegian Shoe Lemmings
Tie/Not Sure - The Pununs were soon swept into scpruti oil. And inns.